hahah just came back frm trg and my last racket string burst.hmmm no both is stringless lah.stupid stuff.anyway today first day of sch was lik the same old same old with same teachers and same boredom.i reallly envy other schs lah lik prss lik so fun in sch but mine noooooo all cold jokes or dota talk and maybe some indescent jokes.hahaa i wonder hu tells all dis jokes.ehem
welll i just realised tat some gerls are real blind and guys are real jealous.why cant gerls lik have lik self dignity and show wat they are worth and nt let guys use dem for entertainment sake(nt all gerls ah).and guys wats the prob if i say smth huh,no need to act innocent right fucker and y u jealous i gt balls and u dont ah.i wonder hu stole dem or maybe u left dem on someones bed!idiot.if u cant walk the walk dont talk the talk.
anyway lets put all dis hostility aside and get a jacket cause i have lik all these cold jokes mostly frm eduord my french fren:
- wat do u call smth orange and sounds lik a parrot?............a carrot
- wat do u call a giant hu eats stones?................a stone eating giant
- wat do u call a giant hu eats sand?...................a stone eating giant on a diet.
- y shd steve irwin have used sunblock..................to protect him frm the RAYS
- if happy was a man wat was his surname.............lee cause its happily
- wat was happy's fav shopping centre?...............lucky plaza cause happy-go-lucky
- was was happy's job.................a nurse cause its happiness
- if happy went for plastic surgery which part did he change?...............his ear cause its happy-new-year
hahaha i noe lah lame stuff.oh well u cant blame a vs guy
k tc ppl and dont self mutilate cause it aint a fun rollercoaster ride
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